OH COME ON
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW
I scrolled past this but I audibly whispered “NO…” to nobody in particular so here we are. Damn it.
"I’m not drunk enough for this."
They’re great kids, I swear…
petition to make young adult authors stop writing about girls whose lives change when they meet a boy
When she saw him time slowed to a stop. He was so perfect and she knew her life would never be the same because she had finally found him. The one. The first boy she would ever kill.
people who dry swallow pills go hard as hell and should not be fucked withi used to dry swallow pills until a searing pain developed in my throat and chest and with the help of the world wide web i found out it burned a hole in my fucking throat please take your pills with water kiddies it’s worth it
HOLY SHIT OKAY
Face Swap Of The Week: Up.
Kim Jong Il and Bill Clinton going on an adventure.
If you live anywhere near Evansville Indiana please be safe because apparently 10 women have been abducted and now they’re saying it’s a possible serial killer sO please don’t go anywhere alone
all of u act like dogs r better than ppl but let me tell u ive never come home to a person having explosive diarrhea inside my wardrobe after they’ve eaten an entire tin of strawberry flavoured vaseline sooo